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The Fridge said to her, "Come on, open me.

  • The Fridge said to her, "Come on, open me. Reach inside and grab my goodies. You have no lover, no happiness might as well eat the rest of the pizza."
  • When she opened the fridge door, however, a piercing scream forced her to close it again. She realized... she had seen.... the salad... dressing... man, this campfire story sucks.
  • They all chuckled politely, but still. Sparks from the campfire rose into the autumn night. Eric nuzzled Catey. "Come on, The Green Man needs some Green Goddess." The woods
  • erupted into laughter and Catey sat up, pushing Eric's searching fingers off of her s'more smeared breast. What was that? she whispered. Eric knew darn well what "it" was and
  • then, without the slightest thought to the consequences of his actions, without the faintest hint of what he was doing, heaved and pushed Catey off the
  • edge of bed into the dirty linen basket. Carey emerged like a swamp monster covered in dirty underwear. Their marriage counsellor, via video link, interrupted: "I can see where you
  • have vacationed merely by closing my eyes and concentrating!" The Amazing Kreskin, Marriage Counselor, proceeded to demonstrate from his remote office. Carey shook off the undies
  • & was naked as a newborn at a nude beach in late July. Carey didn't intend the Amazing Kreskin, Marriage Counselor, to interpet the gesture as a pass but to Carey's dismay, Kreskin
  • Frankly couldnot drink old polecat vodka any more!
  • And could not take any more of this nonsense either! Not with one shot, not with two, not even with 5 gallons of polecat vodka!

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