The Fridge said to her, "Come on, open me.

The Fridge said to her, "Come on, open me. Reach inside and grab my goodies. You have no lover, no happiness might as well eat the rest of the pizza."

When she opened the fridge door, however, a piercing scream forced her to close it again. She realized... she had seen.... the salad... dressing... man, this campfire story sucks.

They all chuckled politely, but still. Sparks from the campfire rose into the autumn night. Eric nuzzled Catey. "Come on, The Green Man needs some Green Goddess." The woods

erupted into laughter and Catey sat up, pushing Eric's searching fingers off of her s'more smeared breast. What was that? she whispered. Eric knew darn well what "it" was and

then, without the slightest thought to the consequences of his actions, without the faintest hint of what he was doing, heaved and pushed Catey off the

edge of bed into the dirty linen basket. Carey emerged like a swamp monster covered in dirty underwear. Their marriage counsellor, via video link, interrupted: "I can see where you

have vacationed merely by closing my eyes and concentrating!" The Amazing Kreskin, Marriage Counselor, proceeded to demonstrate from his remote office. Carey shook off the undies

& was naked as a newborn at a nude beach in late July. Carey didn't intend the Amazing Kreskin, Marriage Counselor, to interpet the gesture as a pass but to Carey's dismay, Kreskin

Frankly couldnot drink old polecat vodka any more!

And could not take any more of this nonsense either! Not with one shot, not with two, not even with 5 gallons of polecat vodka!