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His name was Hamoon, my story's hero. I don't

  • His name was Hamoon, my story's hero. I don't remember that much. I suppose he lived in a jungle near the village...now I understand. I understand all those dreams of drowning,
  • I see it all clearly now. Hamoon was waking up at the same time I was sleeping. One day last week I awoke in Dr. Stanley's office frozen with sweat. "Oh, God!" I exclaimed. Was I
  • going through menopause? Dr. Stanley smiled & patted me on the knee. "No," he replied. "You're simply psychotic. Here, this will help." He strapped me down on the table &
  • read the 1st 2 chapters of 'Eat Pray Love' to me while I struggled against the restraints. When I had no more strength to move he unstrapped me & bundled me onto a night flight to
  • Belfast. On the way he read the 1st chapters of 'Drink, Play, F@#k'. "Let's see who's right, okay?", he implored before our arrival and then bustled me into a stretch limo for a
  • chat with the "Arabian." The "Arabian" was lean and unshaven. But he wore Brooks Brother's oxfords and smoked Chesterfields. He leaned in close to me and grimaced. I could smell
  • His breath a mile away. The women gravitated towards him. This guy was nothing special, really. Just another dude at the bar. He creeped me out. Literally. I couldn't breathe well.
  • Plus, my drawers were creeping up my hind-side. The popular man at the bar was giving me a wedgie with his mind! I returned this attack by mentally spitting into his Manhattan.
  • He didn't like that, that Manhattan was his!! He used his mind to spit into my vermont, and it was offically a mind-battle between me and the popular man at the bar!!
  • Suddenly a greater mind entered the game. Our minds were melted & we spent eternity enjoying ice cream while doing macrame. Beware of the one eyed man!
Started
2013-07-17 14:24:37
Finished
2016-10-21 19:06:55

6 Comments

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    Rebbie Oct 21 2016 @ 19:14

    wegies ad whiskey oh my!
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    lucielucie Oct 22 2016 @ 07:25

    ... giving me a wedgie with his mind!... Such a beautiful image
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    Woab Oct 22 2016 @ 12:14

    Maybe it's like 'mentally undressing me', but more uncomfortable.
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    lucielucie Oct 23 2016 @ 06:33

    Yeah I feel you. Mind wedgies are the worst.
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    EtherBot Oct 26 2016 @ 23:00

    Honestly tho, sometimes I just don't understand mind activists nerves. Mind wedgies are you serious? We're all in this life together pall, may as well not antagonize to other patrons... ...honestly
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    Woab Oct 27 2016 @ 10:32

    Oh, eat your ice cream, dear.

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