As I lay there in my bed, there was only

As I lay there in my bed, there was only one word, one name, that was always there, lingering: Raylene. Raylene, my partner, my ally, my friend. One of my last surviving friends.

So much had happened in the woods. I watched a giant terrorize us, and kill so many people. That's when Rapunzel's prince rescued me from my glass prison.

With all this violence, perhaps i can once again sleep and wait for yet another prince because i will not go back to those dwarfs.

The dwarfs were too small. Instead of seven small friends, I needed one bigger friend. It's hard to have a full, and engrossing conversation with small men. I like having a full th

roat and mouth when I'm talking so that I can spew scrambled eggs over the 7 dwarves. Maybe they'll leave me alone if I do. As I sat ruminating over this, I heard Martha singing

that stupid heigh ho song."Heigh ho, hiegh ho, heigh ho heigh ho, it's off to work we go." Then the 7 dwarf waiters entered each carrying a tray. I barfed a plate of scrambled eggs

a bit greenish from all the chewing about and the hockey puck turned into some ham there on my plate. I knew that meant Sam I Am was around the corner. He was one of the singing wa

Term boys who carried a box of snuff to my town I didn't smoke. But the hockey puck did. It went through a pack a day.

It was mainly during night that I smoked the most, without refrain. But after I started playing hockey, it was a bit different. I wanted to quit but, don't ask me why, I

instead fitted my hockey mask with a vape pen so I could smoke as I played. As I lay on the ice, breathing my last, I was grateful to be enjoying again the sweet taste of nicotine.