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she put my hand down her pants and then she......

  • she put my hand down her pants and then she......

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  • started sucking on my popsicle that i bought the other day from IGA

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  • banana flavored! this is my all time favorite, thank you so much for letting me suck on your Popsicle. Nothing quite compares after a long summer day of playing four square with

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  • Father Joe, Henrietta, and Eugene. HA - even though he was kinda a priest, Father Joe even made fun of their stupid names. Henrietta subsequently became a professor in a southern

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  • NewJersey Community College. I saw her on TV once, granted it was on "Fatal Attractions". C Henrietta had a thing for lionfish. You know the poisonous 1s? She had like 200 of them

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  • suckers along with a Kimodo Dragon and a Rhinocerous Viper. It was a complete turn on to live on the edge. Not knowing if your own pets would love or hate you, let you live or

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  • eat you in your sleep. The Kimodo Dragon and a Rhinocerous Viper that I bought at the pet store were totally illegal. But as a pot dealer, you need these kind of things. The troub

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  • le was that the police had found about my viper and komodo dragon, and were coming to arrest me. I quickly disguised the viper as a hose, and the dragon as a couch. Then I hid

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  • under the glass coffee table. The cops banged on the door. "Open up! We have a warrant for your arrest!" The door splintered apart and a SWAT team rushed in. They didn't notice

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  • the trip wire in front of the door and set off the trap. The resulting explosion was heard for miles as the nearby area was scorched in fire.

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