In the night, about 11p.m ,i and my friends

In the night, about 11p.m ,i and my friends were walking after watching a movie in the cinema threatre, suddenly, i saw a motorcycle coming towards us with blazing fire........

The motorcycle, gleaming black & chrome with wings of fire, dripped flames of oil as it stalked closer. Suddenly, it roared with savage fury and bore down on us with blazing fire!

It was just like Arny on the Harly in T2. Strike that. It was like the bounty hunters bike in Raising Arizona or like the one in Ghostrider except it was riderless & coming for me.

m vrroum it said as it passed me & went after the other pilgrims in front of me. The unmanned motorbike's wheels suddenly sprang rotating blades as it approached them from behind.

Pilgrims screamed in agony as blood and ordure flew about, staining their buckled hats in gore. The empty motorbike popped a wheelie to punt a pilgrim's head then turned back at me

as only empty motorbikes can sneer. The, with a hideous cough, the motorbike continued its vehicular manslaughter until only I was left in the pilgrim village. Raising a wrench, I

stood as the angry motorbike sped toward me. Waving my wrench like a matador’s cape (well, sort of) I sidestepped shouting “Olé!” as the motorbike shot by me, supremely pissed off.

A woman walked past me, sporting no trousers and told me that I was being accused of unsportsmanlike biker conduct, and opened up her chest and removed a phone from her ribcage.

When the doors of her torso flew open, she became unhinged. She jumped on her bike, popped a wheelie, and rode off full throttle on first gear until they both melted in the sunset