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It lay dormant in the root cellar for years,

  • It lay dormant in the root cellar for years, curled fetus-like into a ball and buried under old comics and cobwebs. Years later it woke, its metamorphosis complete, the stubby

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  • creature rose from its slumber and during metamorphosis had become a beautiful sheep like creature with a rat face. It let out a loud shrilling squeak and ran up the stairs to

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  • Donnie Darko's room. The Sheep-like creature with the rat face caught the maniacal bunnyman climbimg out of the window.

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  • He draws his marshmallow gun and aims for the bunnyman. But, jut as when he was about to shoot, a swirling tornado of vanilla madness appears, sweeping them both to the..

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  • edge of the cliff. His marshmallow gun almost topples over the edge, but the bunnyman (his arch enemy) grabs hold of it and points it at him. "It's mine now, Mr Potato Head! I have

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  • Echo and the Bunnymen performing tonight at my club." The Club 457 was still open four years later and customers folded stories all day long. The results were printed and displayed

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  • on each nights billings. Causing endless confusion and amusement. Echolocation and the Frogmen were clubbed to death by a custom folding night stand for example.

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  • Theses custom folding nights stands are available for 75% off, for a limited time only, perfect for bludgeoning even the most annoying of amphibians.

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  • You know the one. You pretend she is not really annoying because you don't want the drama. Plus the Original Time Travelling Trip Planners is on and you don't want to miss it. Go

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  • to it now, it calls to you and you can't refuse. When you got a Lulu like the Lulu you got, you got nothing to lose. And say, do you wanna watch "Let's Make a Deal"?

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3 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Sep 22 2016 @ 14:28

    Like a folding stone.

  2. Woab Sep 22 2016 @ 15:13

    *harmonica solo*

  3. SlimWhitman Sep 25 2016 @ 13:10

    Like the F.B.I., and the C.I.A., the B.B.C., B.B.King, Doris Day, Mat Busby,

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