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Agra had an interesting part-time job. He

  • Agra had an interesting part-time job. He worked at a casino at the downtrodden part of town. It functioned like an ordinary casino but the customers were unique, to say the least.

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  • For example, last Wednesday, he saw a man (or at least, he thought it was a man) with what appeared to be two heads and an oddly bulging ceremonial sash. Next, an Italian bistro

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  • blew up into fish & frogs which were then collected by the Red Jersey Devil, who nobody ever saw. Again, that was just last Wednesday. Was it maybe 2 dwarves with 1 standing on the

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  • other's shoulders. But we'll never know for sure, because there were no witnesses. In fact, we're not even certain that the alleged events occurred on a Wednesday.

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  • But I'd be haunted, and a liar if I said otherwise. Remembering her liquid green eyes and trembling hands as she passed to me the last remaining item, a scuffed leather

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  • doll that she called "Hilda" and kept in a spare roll of toilet paper in the master bathroom. Her last words to me were "Take care fo Hilda... or else..." before she died. But I

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  • had other plans. 1st I'd use up that "spare" roll of toilet paper that had been there for 20 years. That didn't take long. Next I'd "take care of Hilda." I held a match to the doll

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  • ar bill, ignoring the residual aroma of a 1-roll pooping session. Hilda was a notorious skinflint, & the sight of the burning cash sent her into cardiac arrest. She was rushed to

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  • Diagon Alley where Dr. Blakentruck's Urgent Care Tent handled such matters. They put the paddles on Hilda and blasted away. It took a few rounds but Hilda was saved! Her robes were

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  • glowing a bright radioactive green, and she rose into the air and summoned lightning from her fingertips. Then I woke up and wondered what the hell had just happened. Oh well.

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