the elevator tried to break us down but we

the elevator tried to break us down but we said oh no! lets go crazy! my surrealist skills are a bit hazy but i thought we could try it. just for shits and just for giggles

The elevator had grown limbs from the pulleys and cables, and was attempting to pull off an RKO on me. I swiftly ducked, and pressed the "down" button. The psycho elevator stopped,

and I was now deluged by sobbing sounds. Facial features formed on the wacko elevator's mirror, parodying a frown. Had I been mistaken to hit the DOWN button? I quickly pressed UP.

The glass elevator skyrocketed up in a literal fashion,breaking through the roof of the building.The children were crying.I,Willy Wonka,would have none of that."Here's an Everlast

"ing gobstopper to keep you happy. It is physically impossible to cry whilst sucking on one of these. Now settle in, next stop in our glass elevator is

Le Stinky Cheese Shop. Oui! Be sure to hold your noses upon entry!" The children and the wacky Wonkavator operator held on tight as it suddenly sank six stories.

Their stomachs became briefly acquainted with their esophagus and their was bile in the air,but then the Wonkavator deccelerated into a mass of warm Roquefort ejecting the children

Of the GMO corn who were singing while farting. The GMO corn was no good, they already knew. It made everyone gassy, whereas the organic corn never did any such thing.

The two crowds faced each other. New members were arriving in both camps and orientations were noticed early and acted upon quickly. The throng of wizards soon slowly grew. Cornmag

-ic glowed in the once-barren fields and soon the stalks were sky-high. The wizard factions joined forces to feed the hungry earth and the people rejoiced. Plus, kettle corn!