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the elevator tried to break us down but we

  • the elevator tried to break us down but we said oh no! lets go crazy! my surrealist skills are a bit hazy but i thought we could try it. just for shits and just for giggles
  • The elevator had grown limbs from the pulleys and cables, and was attempting to pull off an RKO on me. I swiftly ducked, and pressed the "down" button. The psycho elevator stopped,
  • and I was now deluged by sobbing sounds. Facial features formed on the wacko elevator's mirror, parodying a frown. Had I been mistaken to hit the DOWN button? I quickly pressed UP.
  • The glass elevator skyrocketed up in a literal fashion,breaking through the roof of the building.The children were crying.I,Willy Wonka,would have none of that."Here's an Everlast
  • "ing gobstopper to keep you happy. It is physically impossible to cry whilst sucking on one of these. Now settle in, next stop in our glass elevator is
  • Le Stinky Cheese Shop. Oui! Be sure to hold your noses upon entry!" The children and the wacky Wonkavator operator held on tight as it suddenly sank six stories.
  • Their stomachs became briefly acquainted with their esophagus and their was bile in the air,but then the Wonkavator deccelerated into a mass of warm Roquefort ejecting the children
  • Of the GMO corn who were singing while farting. The GMO corn was no good, they already knew. It made everyone gassy, whereas the organic corn never did any such thing.
  • The two crowds faced each other. New members were arriving in both camps and orientations were noticed early and acted upon quickly. The throng of wizards soon slowly grew. Cornmag
  • -ic glowed in the once-barren fields and soon the stalks were sky-high. The wizard factions joined forces to feed the hungry earth and the people rejoiced. Plus, kettle corn!
Started
2016-04-22 12:25:05
Finished
2017-03-29 14:36:20

2 Comments

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    LordVacuity Mar 29 2017 @ 14:44

    People of conscience do not rejoice at kettle corn.
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    Flopp Mar 31 2017 @ 17:21

    The stalks were high. I read it as a parody of "the stakes are high", whether intentional or not, it made me laugh haha

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