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I witnessed an amazing sight this morning

  • I witnessed an amazing sight this morning on my way to school. It was raining and lightning flashed in the sky with a resounding crash of thunder almost immediately afterward.
  • The amazing part was that this was the first time a weatherman was ever wrong. I took the rainy, muddy trail to school in a white jumpsuit. My tears didn't make my make-up run less
  • than like, I don't know, Amy Winehouse's. But like, when I got to school the principal was all, like "Hey, that mascara is crazy." But like I lit my cigarette from a match I struck
  • In late 2016, Lady Gaga did a Amy Winehouse tribute that everyone remembered. Her meat cleaver chewed her up instead of a robot. Millions of people wept simultaneously. It was a
  • deluge of tears that the local sewage system was not prepared for right at that moment. According to this statistic that I am making up just now, the tears of Lady Gaga fans is cor
  • related to the cardiovascular malnutrition of Dean Cain's left pudenda. Frankly, Lady Gaga's fan can't cry enough, but perhaps they'll move on to some other flavor of the month.
  • Meanwhile, Dean Cain's left pudenda continued to atrophy until it looked like a dehydrated raisin, which made him feel shy in the locker room at Big Steve's Gym. But Lady Gaga did
  • preform this way in a bubble dress.
  • Start by freezing the bubbles. Place the entire dress in the freezer with you in it (about 3 hours should do it). Because of your square ass, you’ll now have a square bubble dress.
  • There was a question from the back: “So, you’re in the freezer for 3 hours in that dress? Won’t that cause bodily damage?” "To the dress?!? Of course not! Don’t be an imbecile!"
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2013-06-03 09:47:01
Finished
2020-04-24 15:49:40

1 Comments

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    Jimbeau Apr 25 2020 @ 14:14

    All I had to work with was a preformed bubble dress...TarotGuy, you saved me. Thanks.

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