So I turned the corner, and there was strange

So I turned the corner, and there was strange glow on the wall in the alley. Turning my head to the right, I saw a flash of blue light, and then I remember nothing. I woke up with

the classic splitting headache and small red v-shaped puncture wound on the neck. I called 1-800-ABDUCTME. Someone lifted the reciever and then I heard "

If you have a sunburn on half your face... Press 1! For uncomfortable butt pains,,, Press 2! V-shaped puncture... Press 3!" I pressed 3 and rubbed my neck. "You were abducted by

aliens" Undecided you decide to press 1 But what happened next was unpredictale

lights shot forward bashing into my tiny fish brain, plumiting into the water that I called home. I swam away but I wasn't a fast swimmer.

Was that a shark that I could see out of the corner of my eye? Either way, I'd probably be fish fingers before I found out. Almost hyperventilating through my gills, I managed to

The folding story was almost finished became part of the eighth line. Folding this line in his memory,I Sit in the mouse house and have tea with Jerry. Jerry had a lovely family.

A different lovely family every night. He was particular only in numerical make up. One father, one mother, one daughter, two sons, and an iguana. This particular pool was draining

. More difficult than usual, the iguana had lodged itself in the drain. The suckomatic jammed. He had to swim in. But he did it. And they served him carmel cheescake as a reward.