The end of the world begins in 10 days. On

The end of the world begins in 10 days. On the first day, every shoe in existence will have a pebble in it that can't be removed. On the second, people will trip over everything.

On the 3rd day before the end of the world all smart phone's will begin their last OS update & on the fourth day, it will rain cats & dogs, I mean literally! On countdown day 5,

Windows 10 will send your web history to the Microsoft headquarters, where they will proceed to forward it to your mother. On the 6th day before the world ends the sky will turn

on and off fifteen as it trudges through it's updates. Finally, stalling on an Azure blue screen of death

go use the bathroom in my room, the master suite, but there was a line to use it? Who were these people and what were they doing in my house!? "This was in the EULA you just agreed

to let everyone share your house. You said it was okay!" said one of the people in line to use my bathroom. I threw a punch at a random intruder.

He fell onto an antique ginger jar, causing it to break. "That's it! Everybody out!" I shouted at the invading throngs, who later called me unspeakable names on Facebook. But I

endured the raids, drove them out, and paid with my life. The pain, the fear, and the bitterness were overtaken in short order by shock, catharsis and enlightenment. I was reborn.

Anyway, I know it used to bug you when I followed you around the house like this, but I can tell from your motions you can't hear me at all. So good-bye for now with all my love, K