So Ben Bernanke grinned triumphantly. The

So Ben Bernanke grinned triumphantly. The questions came hot and fast. "What are you going to do? Print more money?" Then Ben introduced congress to King Midas and

his muffler empire. Midas took the stand before Congress. "No auto-parts, no economy." Pep shop boys gave a standing ovation. "We must transend with transmission."

It was the end of democracy in America. From Mufflers to Autobody parts to heavy industry.Soon his monopoly had a stranglehold on the economy & he insisted they call him King Midas

of Free Parking. Seemingly everyone was ascending to thrones they had invented themselves. Balderdash ensued when King Bushes of Baldness inbred with Queen Baldsnatches of Rogaine.

The plutocratic bourgeoisie was having the time of its life of course. Fabricated authority did even more for the judicial system & paid education didn't see students as customers.

But regressive taxes sucked the sheeple's money into a military state to hold them in check. The plutocrats just needed a fictitious external enemy to justify it. Their think tanks

Drank vodka all night at the Green Mill while listening to Patricia Barber's live jazz gigs to relieve the stress before their next kibbutz, where they put their heads together.

The drinking of the night before really kicked their butts, they all were a little fuzzy and could not focus when it came to their presentation at the Kibbutz. They had

Toffler and Brunner on tap, but at this stage of the game they had no idea which way the sheep were looking or what Future Shock meant these days. The hung-over Kibbutz presenters