"I wish we didn't have to wear clothes. That'd

"I wish we didn't have to wear clothes. That'd be cool unless I lived in a cold place. But dogs look so happy, just spreading their junk on the ground." Kaitlin looked at Mark

she made a ringing noise from the side of her mouth. Kaitlin took a roll and held it to her ear. "What? Really? GottaGo Greatfirstdatebye!" She backed away knocking the table. Mark

wordlessly watched his date's hasty retreat with a born loser's resignation. He turned to a watching couple at a nearby table, sneezed into their Tom Kha Gai, and said "Why me? Why

you? Why this place? Why you no love me? Why do birds sing so gay? I had too many questions and few answers. Finding the answers would take patience, weapons, a clown car, and

that burrito i had in my freezer since '99. I took the burrito and hit the first clown i saw with it, and stole his car. Then I took my in-laws' shotguns, and went on with my quest

to find vintage Texano cuisine. The desert highway was deserted. I checked the rear-view mirror. Twenty clowns in the back seat cocked their guns. I slammed the brakes and

Sped down highway 61 with a bob dylan lookalike next to me.

We stopped in Amana for gas and my Dylan started singing his Dylan and that made me recall that other Dylan and I raged raged against the dying of the light & ignited the gas pump

until we were forced to dial in the Dylans. We dined in, Dylan, myself, and the other damned dying Dylan until a diameter of diamond emerged from dying Dylan's dynasty dumpster. We

danced dumbly in the dense darkness down in the dungeon of Dylan's dynasty dumpster and denounced the diameter of diamond in the dying Dylan dungeon diaper. Do I make myself clear?