"I wish we didn't have to wear clothes. That'd
- "I wish we didn't have to wear clothes. That'd be cool unless I lived in a cold place. But dogs look so happy, just spreading their junk on the ground." Kaitlin looked at Mark
- she made a ringing noise from the side of her mouth. Kaitlin took a roll and held it to her ear. "What? Really? GottaGo Greatfirstdatebye!" She backed away knocking the table. Mark
- wordlessly watched his date's hasty retreat with a born loser's resignation. He turned to a watching couple at a nearby table, sneezed into their Tom Kha Gai, and said "Why me? Why
- you? Why this place? Why you no love me? Why do birds sing so gay? I had too many questions and few answers. Finding the answers would take patience, weapons, a clown car, and
- that burrito i had in my freezer since '99. I took the burrito and hit the first clown i saw with it, and stole his car. Then I took my in-laws' shotguns, and went on with my quest
- to find vintage Texano cuisine. The desert highway was deserted. I checked the rear-view mirror. Twenty clowns in the back seat cocked their guns. I slammed the brakes and
- Sped down highway 61 with a bob dylan lookalike next to me.
- We stopped in Amana for gas and my Dylan started singing his Dylan and that made me recall that other Dylan and I raged raged against the dying of the light & ignited the gas pump
- until we were forced to dial in the Dylans. We dined in, Dylan, myself, and the other damned dying Dylan until a diameter of diamond emerged from dying Dylan's dynasty dumpster. We
- danced dumbly in the dense darkness down in the dungeon of Dylan's dynasty dumpster and denounced the diameter of diamond in the dying Dylan dungeon diaper. Do I make myself clear?
- Started
- 2012-03-12 18:23:28
- Finished
- 2017-04-05 01:27:42
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LordVacuity Apr 05 2017 @ 01:42
As clear as dank dirt.
SlimWhitman Apr 05 2017 @ 17:15
As clear as the freshly cut Dylan diamond
jaw2ek Apr 05 2017 @ 19:00
Clear as clowns