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If it didn’t start once we got out, it

  • If it didn’t start once we got out, it was just the excuse I needed to take a walk in the dark with her or to wait around for my drunk dad to show up to give me a jump. That kind
  • father-son relationship was something they taught here in Mobile, Alabama. Father "drinks" best, the son secretly hates, but if your car breaks down, Daddy risks a DUI to help you
  • get home again. Doesn't matter if you pull a D-average in school, so long as you show up on the field, all your problems will be taken care of. One time I even
  • had an F in a class and it didn't really matter to me but then I had to bring it back up to play. I was off the team until I brought it up. I was not a starter but I was good. I
  • I brought it up thinking if I could only bring it back into play I could be a starter but missed the story altogether. "Hey, I said take the Manhatten exit!" The Cabbie replied "
  • This is 'special shortcut.' Traffic very heavy in Time Square." I remembered they no longer had cars in Times Square. "Stop this taxi, Now!" The driver pushed the gas. "Good-bye!"
  • I threw open the door and threw myself out. I knew the Times Square area well enough for my lack of visiting, and timed my dismount onto a mattress stores' merchandise easily. I
  • had so much speed that I sunk into the bedbug-infested mattresses and then was catapulted back into the air. The bedbugs however, saw their opportunity to
  • feed and to escape almost simultaneously. So as I sunk into the mattress they all bit me and as I flew through the air they let go. As they were more aerodynamic, the flew further
  • they did, the flew closer they didn't! So there died, having learned through all of this the question to life, the universe and everything. If only i had known the answer...
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2011-02-02 02:31:32
Finished
2012-07-22 23:08:50

1 Comments

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    m80 May 28 2013 @ 12:01

    You all are FAmous! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdAkkIB1YkE

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