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Mickey and Minnie Mouse had just broken it

  • Mickey and Minnie Mouse had just broken it up. It was awful!
  • Because, well Mickey and Minnie are the same person. Their break up was a disgusting display of split personalities, narcissim and cross-dressing.
  • I ought to know. Me & Daisy had front row seats. What's that? You think me & Daisy are the same person? Give me a break. We produced offspring. Mickey & Minnie were mice! See any
  • Sense in going to see the new george cloney movie, I asked.
  • Nobody answered. They were too busy trying to figure out how to make the gurgling noises in theor stomachs to stop. Some ate food, some took Pepto Bismol, and some just
  • flowed with it, as evidenced by brown stains on the their pants seats. "This party is deteriorating," noted Beth, avoiding a huge puddle of puke as she devoured a bucket of chicken
  • after a bucket of chicken. All of them were doing the same thing; eating buckets of chicken as the room filled up with a pinkish brown, now glowing, river of their puke. Table hig
  • h now, the river's weight was weighing heavy on the closed doors. Still the eaters kept eating bucket after bucket of chicken and puking. They were attached to a contraption to max
  • imise chicken eating and then puking. Eating chicken to take preference. Wardens in the Chicken Express uniforms and pretending to be janitors kept the eaters at their tables eati
  • ng. For a while, order seemed to be restored & everyone sort of just settled in.That is, until ol' Peckerwood Cracker stood up, waved a chicken leg around & hollered: "FOOD FIGHT!"
Started
2012-07-06 00:00:53
Finished
2018-01-13 20:56:57

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Jan 13 2018 @ 21:02

    Another adventure instigated by ol' Peckerwood Cracker: http://foldingstory.com/5rf1m/
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    SlimWhitman Jan 14 2018 @ 03:41

    Don't understand what happened there to Mickey/Minnie and the Ducks, but we chickens find the finish of the story disgusting.

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