She was already sick of it!Couldn't take

She was already sick of it!Couldn't take it anymore.Anger filled her body and soul.She turned to the dresser and looked at the case where she kept a gun in.Took one,two,three steps

and before you know she was line dancing. She tapped her boot and scooted back and now she wasn't angry any more. In the hallway, she saw he drunk husband and his stained shirt

and the pain came rushing back like a broken down dam. She splashed bleach on the shirt and set her husband on fire. No amount of line dancing, even if it was on "Dancing with the

Aardwark" would make the ants in his pants depart so he finally just jumped into the pool. Unfortunately it had been emptied for the annual cleaning. She realized it was a loosing

Goldeen's lip. But Misty got back up and commanded, "Goldeen, use Horn Drill on that bastard!" The bloodied fish obliged, and

put its big horn right through his heart, which killed him instantly. Not "whited out", KILLED. Misty was a murderer now. As she panicked, Togepi laughed and Psyduck

suffered avian depression. Misty went into hiding as PETA (Pokemon Ethical Treatment Association) brought Ash and Michael Vick on charges of opening illegal Pikachu Fight Clubs.

Misty eventually resurfaced after Ash and Vick's defense attorneys prevailed at trial getting dozens of not guilty verdicts. The avian depression, however, was unshakable and

so millions of people tried to commit hara-kiri by clipping their own wings and baiting cats. All they achieved, however, was cutting their fingernails and getting badly scratched.