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"A laugh?" He thought, "I'll show them what's

  • "A laugh?" He thought, "I'll show them what's funny." The jester picked up his jingly hat, and approached the castle cook. "Cook, it's time to depose our king, and it's time for me
  • to rule. Yes, I shall be king!". The cook looked blankly at the Jester before laughing his head off, "You want ME to kill the king and have you crowned in his place? HAHAHAHAH".
  • The Jester was taken aback. This cook is trying to hop smart on MY ass! He thought. The Jester jumped over the table and grabbed the him. "You WILL poison the king or I will
  • or I will cut your liver out and feed it to the chickens do you understand sir Nickelback the 9th. I understand I'll playou better said the gesture or the chickens will
  • !!!" Farmer Larry realized that the chickens had created an android. The android had a sort of chicken "way" about it. It's threats seemed to be poultry in nature. But he wasn't go
  • ing to put up with this chicken shit. Farmer Larry blew off it's head The android chicken staggered around, chicken wire and milking machine hoses flailing wildly from its innards
  • . All the iChickens thought it was hilarious. "Cluck cluck, we always knew you android chickens were inferior!" they gloated. But Farmer Larry was in no mood. He leveled his shotgu
  • n and fired. pellets went everywhere, the iChickens scrabled along with the android chickens. over and over . BANG! BANG! BANG! They lost many chickens in the chaos.
  • Finally, the iChickens took out their greatest weapon: the egg cannon. There was a cry of outrage from the android chickens. How could they stake their unborn on the war like this?
  • ""The sky is falling, and we fall with it!" squawked the iChickens. The androids wailed for they had the answer to why the chicken crossed the road and its name was autogenocide.
Started
2015-02-21 08:52:23
Finished
2015-05-23 02:17:30

3 Comments

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    m80 May 23 2015 @ 13:23

    I dunno why, but chicken stories are always funny. Speaking of chickens, is that a fried egg on your avatar's head, locomofo?
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    SlimWhitman May 23 2015 @ 15:22

    Okay, the game is on, is gribbly's icon a cock or a hen?
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    Scribbly May 24 2015 @ 00:07

    Not to give too much of a hint, but if you add drunken, male seagull to the list this game will be winnable.

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