At the FoldingStory Meme bar, Det. Manatee
At the FoldingStory Meme bar, Det. Manatee and Agent Scarn were swapping strories. Big Lion was on the mike. Just then, Kool-Aid man burst in,"B’chugerroth is back in town!"6
"Should we unleash Cthulu?" asked Scarn. Manatee said, "Nah, he's sore about not getting an invite." Big Lion crooned, "Yo, lemme eat B'Chug, I'm a different kind o' thug."5
But when B'Chug showed up, the Hippo swallowed them all. "Now look at the fix you've gotten us into!", said Scarn. Manatee shrugged. He liked the moist hippo folds. Big Lion rapped5
poetic about the concrete jungle while Scarn argued with B'Chug about their predicament. "Maybe if we get Manatee to tickle the hippo's gag reflex?" Big Lion hit the blunt and6
started spittin, "Yo, for a hippo you seem pretty hip, but if you think you can eat Big Lion then here's a little tip! RAWR!" B'Chug, Det. J Man, and Scarn looked in amazement as6
Hippo vogued back Timberlake-stylie: "Lions can play / in my river / but you know you got to be a pretty giver". B'Chug, Manatee and Citizen Scam crooned the chorus:5
"Oh I just can't wait to be King!" But then Scar stopped the recording and said, "Listen, B'Chug, Manatee and Citizen Scam, are you trying to kill me? You're all flat. Flat as a7
cardiogram of a dead guy!' B'Chug, Manatee and Citizen Scam stared at Scar...shocked. Then Manatee rose to his feet, all 2.5 of 'em, and stared down hard at Scar. Scar threw his he3
head back, placed his hands straight up in the air and said "it's true, it's me you've been after, and I can't continue running.". Scar was thrown to the ground by Manatee and4
the detective remembered his lion-wrassling days from the academy where he janitored. Unfortunately for him, Shemzi beamed down from the Enterprise and pried them apart with soap.5
- 2011-07-03 08:11:05
- 2012-07-10 04:13:12
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Chaz Jul 10 2012 @ 10:54
Ninja Pope and Spam Baby give this a 10!
buddyboy4711 Jul 10 2012 @ 13:11
i never pass up an opportunity to share this oldie: http://foldingstory.com/x10ru/7t9000/
SlimWhitman Jul 10 2012 @ 16:26
Det. Manatee's past is shrouded in mystery - yet today we learn he once held a custodial job, perrhaps to help pay his tuition at Lions Detective Academy?
Zetawilk Jul 11 2012 @ 02:28
Is this going on the FoldingStory.wikia.com website?
Bad. Sep 16 2012 @ 15:10
We have a wikia?
Zetawilk Sep 16 2012 @ 18:27
No, just a joke about the recurring threads that lurk here and there in various stories.
SlimWhitman Oct 27 2012 @ 16:11
Legend of the Hippo: http://darwinawards.com/legends/legends1999-08.html
BlastedHeath Nov 02 2012 @ 20:36
If there's ever a wiki or concordance or coffee-table book, I think it's very important to leave many things shrouded in mystery.
Chaz Nov 04 2012 @ 09:46
As you know, FoldingStory has has an over-arching mythology which the viewer will only find out in bits and pieces. Wait for the epic conclusion!
SlimWhitman Nov 04 2012 @ 09:54
I stumbled on the hippo story long after the (in)famous FoldingStory was completed. FoldingStory is a finely tuned subconscious sensor of the global internet Gestalt. We are all part of the experiment.