Don't cry out loud. Just keep it inside
- Don't cry out loud. Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings.
- If you bottle your feelings you can later sell them as an essential oil. The perfume industry will pay good money for bottled feelings. I once found a piece of whale
- embarrassment floating in the limited edition summer scent, which was supposed to be free of negative emotions. Everywhere I went, people looked at me with pity. I packed my bags
- with explosives. I packed TNT, uranium, black cat firecrackers, gas pellets, sparklers, blasting caps, nitro-gel, claymores and baking soda into my bags. No one would pity me
- because my lesbian lover wouldn't let me out the house and I had the time on my hands to bid for high explosives on ebay. God I loved her but she treated me bad.
- Anyway, there I was in possession of 50 pounds of C-4, drum after drum of fertilizer and kerosene, and nothing to do on a Friday night. My Lesbian Lover® was safely stowed in her
- tote after I deflated her & rolled her up. I always felt that a Lake would be a fine thing to have on this stretch of river so I packed the C-4 and fertilizer together & lit a fuse
- . I chucked the homemade bomb into the river but it was an extra long fuse so I got bored while I waited and decided to inflate my travelling companion again. When she was fully
- inflated her volume rivaled that of the Hindenburg. I tethered her to the bumper, and she swooshed about in the breeze. The bomb detonated, freeing the coffin from the riverbed and
- inadvertently blowing up the planet. "Oops, guess I used a little too much Tabasco," I said sheepishly.
- Started
- 2013-02-23 11:18:08
- Finished
- 2013-10-22 00:19:29
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KieferSkunk Oct 22 2013 @ 00:20
My wife came in wondering what I was laughing at when I reached MoralEnd's fold. :)
MoralEnd Oct 22 2013 @ 19:56
LOL KieferSkunk!