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"Edenopteran keithcrooki, boned fish, inhabited

  • "Edenopteran keithcrooki, boned fish, inhabited shallow shores of Godwana." Greg looked at the sleek high domed skull and 4 cm fangs. "That's no boned fish. It's the Alien."

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  • When Greg looked closer at the skull, he noticed there was still flesh on some of it. "Edenopteran keithcrooki never went instinct" he thought, the realization slowly dawning that

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  • he was in a graveyard. Greg looked at the strange rock formation and realized they were headstones of some clan of cannibals.

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  • Better to be in a graveyard looking at the headstones of cannibals than to be the dinner guest and first course at a cannibal reunion, thought Greg. His sense of whimsy fled when

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  • Suzy, rumored to be a cannibal, snuck up on him. Smiling, head tilted, hands clasped behind her back, & worst of all, rotating side to side on her vertical axis. "He-y-y Gre-e-eg!"

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  • She spooked him and then faced him. "Whoa! You scared me!" He sighed a sigh of relief. "Why? It's just me..." She pulled him close to her, and being the cannibal she indeed is, she

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  • started to pour seasonings on his head. Curiously, he didn't seem very concerned until she heated the oven. "Umm what are you doing? Why do I have paper frill booties on my hands?"

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  • "I am making Monkberry Moon Delight", she replied. Six rams entered the kitchen and sat down. "We are starved for you famous pies", Ram Dass declared. He was doodling on the wall.

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  • Monet would later weep at his creation. "Shoo" Shouted the pie-maker. She knew that her pies were not meant for mere rams or goats but kings and queens. "May the Monkberry Moon be

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  • But he never did finish that line. No, because a sly slivering arrow pierced his heart. His pies were too good. No one should hold that power. Thats what Pierre told himself

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