I am Graa. I am that which was before time.

I am Graa. I am that which was before time. I residue in the murky depths, before consciousness. When your lids droop, i am there in the corners. I am waiting. And soon I will come

And thats my brother Aarg. He is that which was after time. He resides in the clear shallows, after unconsciousness. When your lids open, he is there in the middle, impatient.

Now that the introductions are over, let us travel to Galagamagungamush for the FESTIVAL OF FESTIVALS. Located at the nexus of the universe, Galagamagungamush is prized for

being the only planet ever to manufacture furry tires. Every year a festival is held on Galagamagungamush whereby billions of vehicles enjoy a soft, fuzzy ride. But the animals on

the road enjoy it as well. Have you ever run over a fuzzy Jackrabbit with a set of furry and fluffy polar bear winter treads? I have and when I pulled over to check on said rabbit

. He said, "Oh those are the softest tires I have ever been run over by. Were those polar bear winter treads? I gotta get me some of those!" The rabbit headed to the furry tire sto

Hopped all the way home. His son, Peter, had a bushel of carrots and was happily munching away as the telly showed the evening news on channel 82. The helmet on the phone was

ringing. Peter picked up. It was Roger again. Roger was who gave him the helmet, which was a phone, a wireless speaker and could even peel fruits and vegetables.

“Do you want your helmet back, Roger”, Peter asked. Roger heard his name and looked at the man through the helmet, phone, speaker, fruit peeler. He hung up the phone and wandered.