I am Maurice Devulier, the Indiana Jones

I am Maurice Devulier, the Indiana Jones of perfumes. I hunt smells. The more exotic the better. I've staked out a kakapo mating arena. My object is the smell of a male kakapo.

that $500,000 for a 15% stake in my kakapo scents is a bargain." Mark Cuban was a great white in a tank of basking sharks, so he countered, "I'll unleash Dirk if you don't lower

your blaster shields." Picard would have none of it. A Captain is not so easily tricked. The Sharktoid Mark Cuban was on screen. Picard muted the sound and turned to Diana

Krall who asked, 'Why should I care?' Picard shrugged & turned to Mr. Costello for advice. Elvis started wailing, 'What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?"

Nick Lowe and Dave Edmunds sang with him.

On the album cover the three of them were pictured in front of a painting reminiscent of Darger depicting the Wreck of the Hesperides with them as Vivian Girls. Outside the frame

shop no-one had really heard of them, but that was about to change. When their album cover appeared in the background of a popular commercial for hemorrhoid cream, their sales went

off the charts- for now. Soon, the hemorrhoid cream company got irate calls from viewers whose perception was that listening to the band while they pooped was supposed to cure them

of not only hemorrhoids but also cancer, diabetes, the common cold, and fish allergies. "I knew we should have come up with a better name than Preparation H-I-J-K" the drummer said