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The carrion birds fought halfheartedly for

  • The carrion birds fought halfheartedly for the barely edible flesh of Ronald Stedman. He'd been mostly chemicals and electrolytes swirling through a barely human body for years.
  • That's what 40 years of working at Wal Mart will do to a guy. He shouldn't have eaten that the Wal Mart cafeteria for so long. But little Tatiana worked the slurpy machine and he
  • was fascinated by that thing. She'd hold her vessel under the spout and the contraption would fill it up with the nectar of the gods. He didn't know which
  • pale ale to try first! Abe liked his beer hoppy and his women busty.
  • Or maybe it was the other way around - Abe liked his beer busty and his women hoppy? Honestly, it could go either way. Abe's a strange fellow. Like the time he
  • went to the theater. Next thing he know, he was shot. It was okay because the play was crappy anyway. But he was sorry that he wouldn't get home to
  • finish his game of Zelda. Grudgingly, he got on a bus to the hospital, trying his best to ignore the school kids with their "music". He wished he'd been shot properly.
  • As any cow will tell you, a grazing wound hurts but cuddent be fatal. When he got to Emergency, he wrote Pasturized on the form, and waited. Eventually, he bailed and left. He herd
  • about the story with too many bovine puns in it and entered them all in a contest. Did he win? Did he heck - no pun in ten did, and so he got all huffy and climbed on top of the
  • soap box and washed his mouth out. No need to be down in the mouth about it.
Started
2010-12-05 05:11:49
Finished
2011-02-01 04:45:21

6 Comments

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    OldestLiving Feb 01 2011 @ 23:51

    LucyBee23, I'm Holstein you accountable for my low score on this one. ;-) Farm be it for me to have a cow about a fold, though.
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    Davodd Feb 01 2011 @ 23:54

    There - gave you a pity vote
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    OldestLiving Feb 01 2011 @ 23:57

    I think of it more as a pithy vote.
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    kyerinn Feb 02 2011 @ 00:17

    Oh, you guys and your puns... ;)
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    RhettOracle Feb 02 2011 @ 08:56

    Davodd, I so miss Bob Ross. Thank you for that allusion in a recent fold yet to be published.
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    Davodd Feb 02 2011 @ 14:24

    Thanks. I really need to get back to studying for the bar exam.

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