The crowd reeked of vodka. They were puking
- The crowd reeked of vodka. They were puking in their seats. Their chants were slurred but he could make out the name. They chanted for him. Well screw that noise then. I'll
- burn this place to the ground before I let that glory hound play another lick of his Moscow Arias. So bad it'd spawned a drinking game in its first run, it won raves for badness
- as Baby Boomers would buy anything the media labeled as "cool." Damn lemmings - running the world off a cliff and dragging the rest of us with them. This is why
- jeggings were so damn popular. And also why Twitter exploded across the internet. I absolutely loathe Twitter and refuse to participate in Twittering with twats. Such navel gazing!
- Hey look! My navel has a beauty mark in it. I never noticed it! I think I'll twitter it to my twatty friends, Samantha and Jeannie!
- But Twitter was down, again. So she took a photo of it, and uploaded it to Facebook, where
- she inevitably wasted another 10 hours stalking everyone she knew, then tending to her farm, fish, mafia, zoo, city and all other such -villes. "A day well spent!" she thought, but
- as she finally switched off the device, exhausted and red-eyed, she noticed a crowd of tiny people, animals, fish and buildings seeping from the keyboard. Looking closer, she saw
- what seemed to be a tiny ark. A little man looked up at her. He stood, balanced on the letter "N' of her keyboard. "You," he shouted, "You need
- to shut down. Now! Get off-line and live a real life." He walked back into his ark, two ducks waddling after him. The Internet was about to get flooded with viruses.
- Started
- 2010-12-13 19:15:51
- Finished
- 2011-02-10 14:34:20
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OldestLiving Feb 10 2011 @ 22:46
dogtrax is back! Yay!
NixonBlack Feb 12 2011 @ 16:25
Welcome back dogtrax! I liked your blog posts on FoldingStory. :)