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The assistant manager hovered behind Kelly

  • The assistant manager hovered behind Kelly has be flipped twelve burgers on the grill with his left hand & prepared the buns with condiments with his right. "The force is strong in
  • him," Kelly thought, as the assistant manager leaned in close and grasped his right hand. "When I was young, I thought they said 'Condom's and Mint's", she purred, as she
  • turned into a cat right before Kelly's eyes. The Assistant Manager was a were-tiger. She tore up the place. Slashing coffee bags and via boxes. Clouds of Splenda exploded
  • and rained down on the office plants. "Manna from heaven," I said, catching the Splenda with my tongue. The were-tiger liked her coffee like she liked her sky: black. More slashing
  • of federal budgets was the were-tiger's dream. I liked my coffee like I liked my women: liquid, and in a cup. The falling Splenda dotted my hair like dandruff. We got down to brass
  • tacks. Her Turkish kisses tasted sweet & smooth. Her Arabica eyes burned into mine. She'd percolated straight into my heart. But then... "Sorry," she whispered, "I prefer tea."
  • Then she ground up against me. TEAse! She wanted to get me in hot water, but I said "Honey, you'd better leaf me alone. I'm oolong, long way from home." But no...she bagged me
  • instead of Earl Grey. I felt strained. She held me by a string. Unhappy at this turn of events, I tried to distract her. "Hey look, isn't that Herbal over there?" Her head swiveled
  • "Herbal? You are trying to ply me with HERBAL? You PHILISTINE!" She slammed the Elizabeth II coronation commemorative bone china tea cup on the teak table. "Black or not at ALL!"
  • The flashback returned. She slammed his Elizabeth teacup. His mind reeled with temporal displacement. The Boston Tea Party had touched him in ways that could not heal.
Started
2012-05-30 18:41:11
Finished
2013-10-31 01:42:57

3 Comments

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    lucielucie Oct 31 2013 @ 06:25

    Milk in first - every time.
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    Chaz Oct 31 2013 @ 08:03

    Or as Professor Elemental would say... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA
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    lucielucie Oct 31 2013 @ 16:46

    My favourite is Assam - if that's not tmi.

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