It would be easy to say, that indiegames.com

It would be easy to say, that indiegames.com brought me here. But there is more to the story. An awesome story, full of senseless plot twists... and Kevin Bacon. It began with a

random explosion and many, many penises. After some time, however, I discovered a proverbial gold mine under the harsh, penis crust (unless you're into that sort of thing). It was

that sufficient penises, tied together, formed a sort of magic rope that led to uncounted realms of adventure. Mashing all the piercings together into a primitive cockling-hook, I

realize just how disgusting this all was. But I had to go through with it. It was my only hope. I unhinged my jaw and shouted a battle cry, "FOR

PONY!" As the legions charged forward, he salivated at the thought of swallowing that pony whole. The battle was going well and victory was close at hand, but then

the referee yelled "DOUBLE POINTS!", giving the opposition a chance to catch up. He decided he would not give in - that pony would be his. He charged again and

took out his hockey puck. This was going to be the best game of the season. He could see the hoop from there, and it was the lightening round which gave him a fair chance. All he

As he lifted the skate to his neck, a voice suddenly cried out, "STOP!" He turned to see Tammy, covered in dirt and grime, burst through the saloon doors.

The director appeared. Apparently he made some serious problems with the director of the school. In my case, i exploted the whole school later. Everyone was happy.