Once there was a young girl named Lilly.
- Once there was a young girl named Lilly. She was ten, had a great imagination, a big heart, and warm hands. She didn't have any siblings, and her parents were always away for work.
- But Lilly didn't fret, she understood that her family's poor conditions required her parents to work as much as they could so that she could have food to eat. She studied hard so
- ngs to play on a casio keyboard. Her ticket our of this jerkwater town was to be able to play a synthetic watered-down version of Billy Joel's mega-hit "
- She's always a woman' written about his pet goat Lulu, interestingly. She caught the bus and sat down outside Billy Joel's mansion and started to tinkle her Casio. Billy opened
- the window, a bottle of red & and bottle of white. With the tinkling sounds of her Casio wafting up to Billy Joel's balcony, it was almost like a scene from an Italian restaurant.
- Sure enough the young man at the next table, who bore a remarkable resemblance to Al Pacino, got up and went to the men's room and returned a few seconds later to shoot his dinner.
- As his dinner lay dying on its plate, the Al Pacino impersonator read it its last rites while simultaneously dousing it with gravy. "Why don't you taste it first?" asked his mother
- Asked. The Al Pacino impersonator spent three years perfecting sealing wax and making impressions of his mum 's dentures, calling it ready-made dentistry for the new age of
- of Monty Python’s Flying Circus. For the 50th Anniversary, MPFC hired the Al Pacino impersonator to impersonate Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones,
- etc. He was awful but everyone was far too drunk to notice. They laughed through the whole act until the finale. A killer giant bunny was brought in with the petting zoo.
- Started
- 2013-03-14 17:29:31
- Finished
- 2017-02-13 18:19:26
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Rebbie Feb 13 2017 @ 18:21
This seems rather like MPFC.
LordVacuity Feb 13 2017 @ 19:37
Can I be the Ugly American?
Jimbeau Feb 13 2017 @ 19:41
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
LordVacuity Feb 13 2017 @ 19:53
Ewww, and the gnashing of teeth and cute bunny tails.
LordVacuity Feb 13 2017 @ 19:54
Has anybody called Tim yet?
Woab Feb 14 2017 @ 11:10
I just called him, but he can't make it. He's waiting for his horn-glue to dry.