I clicked 'Next" once again, I promised to

  • I clicked 'Next" once again, I promised to myself that if I didn't find a nice girl to talk to in the next 5 'Nexts', I would leave Chatroulette forever. Cock, old man, cock, 7 yea

  • r old scotch was looking good about now. I had it. I started an anti-social media site "YouHate". You could list the people you dispised and use GPS to find everyone you wanted to

  • smash in the face with a gravity hammer. I only wish I had like shiva style arms so I could whack more fools at one time because being coated in blood is the greatest

  • high in the world. A good blood bath in the morning, a few splatters in the afternoon, and right before bed I usually drain a few cats on my face. Isn't life grand? "Hey look a

  • fossilized burger king wrapper from the early 90's. If only murder was as easy as "Have it your way?" I would be well on my way to most creative killer in all of MuderDeathKillcity

  • whose population was rapidly decreasing until the winner was determined.The competition was fierce judging on the MurderDeathKillcity Highlights. I turned off the TV & sharpened my

  • wit and intellect by reading Marmaduke comics. Disgusted by the pituitary gigantism on TV, I set out to show the world that the mind is truly stronger than the body. I grabbed my

  • mind with both hands and resolved that I would one day learn to laugh at a Peanuts cartoon. This was something my body resisted, mostly through involuntary spasms of the

  • hands I could not mind. I figured out how to enjoy Peanuts-I would imagine myself in the very cartoon strangling each of the characters to death. Until they were dead. All of them.

  • Marmaduke, seeing the carnage, leapt out of his strip and bit me on the butt as I choked Snoopy to death. Seeing that he was too late, Marmaduke killed me. Sad but true.



  1. fol Dec 21 2011 @ 16:14

    Oh my god, how did Marmaduke end up in two places in that story!!!!

  2. buddyboy4711 Dec 21 2011 @ 16:24

    That's one of the beauties of FoldingStory, fol! It's always nice to see a folder get locked into the logical wavelengths of previous folders, and it happens more frequently than one might think. Here's a similar instance, in which the story goes from rhyme, to prose, and then back to rhyme: http://foldingstory.com/5xdir/xj5tj0/

  3. SlimWhitman Dec 21 2011 @ 16:50

    Here are a few other funny examples. I won't spoil the fun by explaining: http://foldingstory.com/neltq/ http://foldingstory.com/wxryl/ http://foldingstory.com/t0hb0/ I know there are other examples I am forgetting... It happens when you are tuned into the character of the story - when you read all the queus - like solving a mystery story. Congrats!

  4. SlimWhitman Dec 21 2011 @ 17:04

    Oh, and obviously there is a big portion of serendipity - it IS kind of spooky.

  5. Chaz Dec 22 2011 @ 20:34

    All paths lead to a one panel cartoon about a Great Dane.

  6. Zetawilk Dec 23 2011 @ 01:58

    Man, but have you guys READ Marmaduke? It's hilarious. It's about this dog, but he's...he's so huge. You won't believe how big he is. It's just incredible.

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