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I would feel better if the knife butchering

  • I would feel better if the knife butchering me was worth more. I know you got it from the bargain shelf, because you can't afford to spend a mere $1000 for a diamond encrusted one.
  • And also plastic just isn't cutting it. HAHAHAHAHAH *hicup* oooh excuse me. HAHAHAHAHA! I made a funny. No really, here's a dollar get a better knife for the sake of jesus christ!
  • " he said as he stumbled around crashing into his fellow partygoers.He haphazardly shoved a wad of cash into the hands of a young boy with the request of buying silverware. "Weird
  • Al should be here any minute," he said. "So go get the silverware now. I said NOW!" The boy ran off, confused but obedient. Weird Al's limo pulled up to the party & 10,000
  • head lice found themselves whisked to the podium in middle of our backyard. Al's performance rocked, but the lion he let loose for "Like a Surgeon" was overkill. It chased the kids
  • towards the Houses of parliament where they crashed into Boris Johnson as he was making out with Donald Trump. Donald turned to them and
  • grabbed Boris's Johnson & grabbed him by the pussy too. Johnson's gasp was not about Trump's actions but that those actions had just divulged State Secrets & that was an Act of War
  • against Artie Johnson and all cats everywhere that didn't like being handled. Boris and Artie decided to offer sanctuary for sensitive felines in their treehouse on Maple Avenue.
  • Sophie, Nancy and Cosmo went there for dinner and had fresh tuna. Now I have to make it daily for them. The waiter was a Siamese named Taipan. She gave me the recipe.
  • "Tuna salad, hold the mayo." Dinner was served on a silver tray; tufts of fur dotted the tuna. "The cat hair's a garnish," the Siamese waiter winked. "Free of charge."

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