I'm sorry," she said stiffly, "but I won't
- I'm sorry," she said stiffly, "but I won't have you coming round here swearing like a porn star and upsetting the dogs."
- So natually I immediately switched tactics. Instead I began swearing like the dogs & upsetting the porn stars. "Doggammit!" I said caustically. Brandi & Candi started to cry.
- Their cries rhymed. Everything about them rhymed. Their attire, their perfume, their makeup, their breasts. Brandi & Candi, pornography and poetry entwined. They began barking, and
- lifting their legs against the flashing fire hydrants positioned in the middle of the stage. The Canine Sisters? Pfah! I needed better talent than this for my next Vegas production
- I needed the Pointer Sisters! This Vegas production will be
- like the heady odors of this summer evening bring to mind some Madeline long forgotten to living the life that I had. A Provost Chair of Antiquies at Trump University.
- Donald Trump himself was fond of Madeleines and brought me a box. The contents didn't last long. The Antiques Institute had exhibits of its collections. The sound of music was all
- you need to understand the election: Hillary as Maria sings to the Donald as Capt.von Trapp "D my dear,why not a female in the political sphere? Pray,don't doubt I can get it done.
- Now into this oven, let's put a bun!" The audience was stunned as Hillary and Donald appeared to fornicate on stage. The curtain dropped and the Director stepped out. "Dear patrons
- , if we have offended any of you, we apologize. What you have just witnessed is, of course, just theatre and not reality." "That goes for us, too!" yelled Hillary and Donald.
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- 2016-11-07 15:27:19
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PurpleProf Nov 08 2016 @ 16:05
Jefforama actually worked with the Pointer Sisters as their sound engineer, back in the day, in Hollywood. They, like me, were attracted to his outrageous sense of humor, deft hands, and acute hearing. Truth.