Once upon a time a young girl in Felanitx
- Once upon a time a young girl in Felanitx got lost on her way home from school.
- Felanitx was the sort of place that tended to go unseen, a city of strange inhabitants, located between nightmares and reality. So it was no wonder a girl wandered too far into it.
- She was memorized by the wavering lines that smudged and faded across the cityscape, like water colors in the rain bleeding, blending into a mystical haze of dark delight. The girl
- on the train tried to explain why the bleeding rain did so in vain, and, by doing so, she went completely insane...and the faded and smudged cityscape did not complain...not once.
- Not twice. Three times, the city expressed its grief over the end result. The crimson rain came down in torrents, and many motorists were stranded. The blood flood had begun.
- And then there were the locusts. Millions of them, swarming over the blood-soaked streets. Everything in the city came to a standstill & people broke out in boils. Lightning
- flashed and struck the swarm of locusts. A series of lightning bolts fell from the sky, disintegrating the swarm. It was Zeus, and his best friend Thor, they had come to save us!
- Zeus and Thor wore white boiler suits and the locusts would only return in 17 years. We were so thankful we gave them turtle stew. Thor liked it so much he asked for our recipe.
- Epicurus thought that stank of political demagoguery and asked Thor frankly, "Are you now a politician. Asgardian?" "No, but I like a good stew just not stewed pisspots like you."
- Little did Thor know that Epicurus had secretly pissed into his pot of stew. You haven't seen thunder and lightening until you've seen a god with food poisoning.
- Started
- 2017-02-15 05:17:28
- Finished
- 2017-06-28 11:10:34
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Jimbeau Jun 28 2017 @ 14:00
You're walking home from school...you wander lost into and through an Apocalyptic world where gods eat pissed on stew and develop food poisoning. This should be a series on FX.
LordVacuity Jun 28 2017 @ 16:39
Don't be the god that eats pissed in stew. Get Directv.
Woab Jun 29 2017 @ 10:44
A catch phrase if ever I heard one!
Rebbie Jun 29 2017 @ 12:31
I'm sold Directv is definitely than pissed on stew!