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There's a reason the Tour de France is called

  • There's a reason the Tour de France is called the Tour de France. Because it supposed to happen in FRANCE. Not in London on a MONDAY. Oh the gridlock hell of it all. Bloody French.
  • After causing havoc in London the errant Tour de France inflicted chaos on Perth Oz. Cyclists cracked fats and crashed into bystanders. It went from city to city leaving death and
  • precious bodily fluids in puddles on the streets. Too much fat cracking resulted in people slipping and sliding after the professional cyclists. "Oi! Is that allowed?"
  • Said the Rabbi Shmulestinshitengoogberg. The Rabbi was a fastidious but observant man. The only problem, he loved video games. His obsession had grown and really interfered with
  • His ability to fold stories without making tongue-in-cheek references to the other Rabbis' tendency to not live a kosher lifestyle. The folding stories replaced video games!
  • The folding stories replaced movies! The folding stories replaced newspapers! And then sometime after, the folding stories folded in upon themselves and
  • went on holiday in Wales for the weekend, and left everyone without a single story left to even crease the edges of. Those were strange times.
  • But certainly no stranger than the present. Or this story,with its odd faceless characters set in the Welsh countryside,where witches are known to live. But wait! Is that...Trevor?
  • Trevor was one foxy young man, and he had what Welsh witches needed, but he was one of them as well, and you know what they say: the prettiest witches are the craziest. So when
  • He met the witches, he viciously kill all of them The End
Started
2014-07-03 14:59:08
Finished
2018-03-02 21:35:01

3 Comments

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    lucielucie Mar 03 2018 @ 02:37

    I might have been a bit cranky when I wrote that. Apologies to the entire French nation - gros bizous xxxxx
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    SlimWhitman Mar 03 2018 @ 19:58

    That's what Foldingstory is for: Soothing balmlike with a cranky fold turned silly story! I was in Paris for the finale - it was gorgeously French. Thankyou for putting up with the traffic jam at the start.
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    lucielucie Mar 04 2018 @ 12:34

    Yes very French! I liked how the cars in front of the cyclists were broadcasting entirely in French - even though it's well-known that most people speak English in England.

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