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The tirade of all the athletes occurred during

  • The tirade of all the athletes occurred during transgressions of inter-disparity amongst those which applaud. Now in possession of self worth, my dream of
  • sentient toasters seemed so trivial & appliance oriented.I wondered whether the transgressions of inter-disparity might be due to a subliminal dishwasher envy. My icecube dispenser
  • had taken to mumbling angrily whenever I walked in the room. Of course it did. Never trust ice cube dispensers: they have cold hearts. But overall my appliances were a happy lot. A
  • lthough when I woke up this morning, I realized I hadn't washed all of the dishes from last night. The food processor was angry and made the most cutting remarks. "Chop, chop!"
  • I was spinning because it seemed like the food processor was actually talking to me. It was puree torture going crazy. Everything seemed to blend together and my veins pulsed
  • ice as my fingernails were shocked through the roof. The days of the world were ending, as inanimate objects came to life and started to pinch, nab and murder innocent
  • formulas and blueprints. Without that information our foundations faltered and crumbled during the daily earthquakes. The Marks of the Beast took over local government and our taxe
  • S tripled. As did food prices. Gardens were back with a vengeance. I learned fly fishing.
  • It was very hard to keep the flies on the line once they took the bait. They tended to fly around the room wildly and get me all tangled up while I tried to reel them in.
  • The fishing line ensnared my left foot and I fell straight onto the wooden floor while flies buzzed around my head in a victory dance.
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2017-05-27 16:54:38

1 Comments

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    Woab May 30 2017 @ 11:01

    See, this is why I try to stay clear of kitchens.

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