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I checked to make sure that he was still

  • I checked to make sure that he was still alive. Unfortunately, I have no idea how to check a pulse, so
  • I just threw him into the water without even bothering to check if he was still alive.
  • "On the contrary Good Sir. Checking to see if a man is alive before you Chuck him into icy waters is rarely seen as a bother to the man. He knows your knowing defines his future.
  • " Patterson gave him a sharp look. "I know your type. The whingey controlling type. Think a lot of verbiage will appeal to my conscience. I'll chuck who I like into the icy waters
  • if it means preserving what's left of humanity." But the young man was unperturbed, glaring daggers at the captain of this ship. "We are not numbers on a board!" he argued. "We are
  • not on board with numbers!" And with that, he leapt into the sea, leaving the captain and crew wild-eyes and mystified. A blue whale just happened to be passing by, and he grabbed
  • It by the tail and screamed "Onward, my minion of the sea!" The blue whale, however, had a secret. It was actually a UFO in disguise, and it shot up high into the sky.
  • Ofcourse it was only a UFO on the radar scans of NORAD, & when they scrambled a squadron to intercept,the commander IDed a human hanging onto a blue whale tail 20km above Saskatoon
  • "Ah ha, I knew it!" cried the squadron commander gleefully. "Sam, you owe me $20!" He was always getting money out of poor Sam. All of NORAD knew that people on whales in the sky
  • had far better things to do than piss their time away gambling, inhaling fumes, and damaging brain cells. But NORAD, being NORAD, nuked the whales in the sky.
Started
2019-09-20 12:06:19
Finished
2023-08-16 01:27:33

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