The clown smirked. Evilness oozed from the
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The clown smirked. Evilness oozed from the sewer. "Come down an play." But the hellish clown did not know he was beckoning a special child. His name was Harry Potter and he came
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with a wand and a posse! Harry bent down, peered into the sewer grate, "So gross!" he blurted and waved his wand at the sneering clown. "Expect no petroleum!" Hermione shouted.
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Not far away from Harry & Hermione peering at the sewer-clown, Argus wrote his latest letter to Albus. "Dear Altoid Doubledoor, please cancel Christmas this year. From, Filch."
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He offered them a balloon if only they would enter his sewer but they were unsure. Meanwhile albus wrote argus name into the naughty list. It was a little known fact he was santa.
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Argus' virtue, or lack thereof, dutifully noted, Albus again considered the offer of the cloven-hoved balloon vendor. A tempting offer & Albus took a cautious step toward the grate
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ful dead T-shirt clad gent holding the black balloon. Paying a single dime he grasped the string and gaped as he floated downward into the earth while the balloon vendor laughed.
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He could see his shadow mirrored above him, still talking with the balloon vendor. But he was trapped! Against his will he followed, as his shadow meandered up the street to a
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Port-O-Let. But there was no light in there! When his shadow entered, he became a sentient chalk outline on the asphalt. "Now's my chance to escape," he said, sliding onto the road
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and underneath a patrol car for now. The chalk outline man sensed more chalk down the road, maybe hopscotch or surveyor's marks that could provide camouflage. But a light drizzle
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and a nightclub purging itself of a coke fiend proved too much for chalky's resolve. As the stilletto's clicked and wobbled, he lined himself up and prepared for the best.
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- 2011-08-02 00:45:56
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- 2012-05-30 23:19:47
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Zetawilk May 30 2012 @ 23:27
I think David Bradley (who played Argus Filch) could pull off a convincing First Doctor (as in Doctor Who).
TheRustyNun May 30 2012 @ 23:33
Do you mean a First Doctor in the sense that the First Doctor somehow ages yet time travels to the current day Doctor and speaks with him, reminding him of "Remember when you were me? Things were different then... there was more honor and less electronics in this world. It was nice.""
Zetawilk May 30 2012 @ 23:38
I mean a First Doctor in he could be dressed up like him and pull off his lovable cantankerousness easily, possibly. Richard Hurndall got called in for the Five Doctors after William Hartnell's passing. I'm curious to see David Bradley's take on it (if he had any inclination, obviously).
TheRustyNun May 30 2012 @ 23:43
but does he look good in stripes?
SlimWhitman May 31 2012 @ 06:34
This dark story turned out very well.
Zetawilk Feb 17 2013 @ 02:05
Little did I know that David Bradley is reported to actually play the First Doctor, or perhaps William Hartnell playing the First Doctor, in a BBC docu-drama about the formative years of Doctor Who, or something to that effect. That's the impression I got from reading up on it, anyway. Seems like it's still in its own formative stages.