It was a school holiday , i went to a buffet

It was a school holiday , i went to a buffet with my friends , when we got in , we were surprised to see many sumptuous meal arranged nicely.The smell of the food make our mouth

, starring at it and trying to imagine myself eating a piece of sandwich with some chilli sauce. I couldnt take it anymore, I

was on Survivor episode 2003, the moon.

"So you are...?" He asked me, expecting me to fill in the gaps. "Well," I thought, "Excuuuse me, Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome. I'm not going giving you my name THAT easily. Not after

you put the moves on my sister!" That was when Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome used his magical superpowers and read my mind and replied, saying "I did that to get to you, babe".

He said as he began flexing his massive arms. In fact his arms were so huge that his muscles ripped through his skin and I found out that they were really

fake.

Yes, the girl realized that boat was fake. It was a shocking revelation. It couldn't even float. She cried.

She swam away into the sunset.