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She got up a 5am to prepare lunches for the

  • She got up a 5am to prepare lunches for the kids. Today was gluten-free free-range chicken salad in sprout wraps served sushi-style in Etsy designed bento boxes.
  • I swear, keeping up with the Jones' sucks. Pinterest? Who has time to do that kind of crap? I mean, yeah, I felt bad my kid got beat up for brown-bagging lunch, but come on!
  • Lunchables are so 90s. How was I supposed to know the kids still love them. What is worse is Brown Bagging is racist in Seattle, so my kid has to call it a sack lunch. This is not
  • America anymore, folks. Free speech?! Hmmph... I wish we could go back to lunchboxes. And to hell with the federal government trying to tell me & my kids what we can & cannot eat!
  • I mean, seriously. The federal government's food guidelines have already made one-third of the nation obese. It's only logical that we should continue letting them govern what we e
  • nter into our database. But that's not why I brought you here. I have something to say. Please, sit down. Move those Weird Al records off the chair. Okay, now what I'm about to say
  • is for your ears only. I love you.
  • Because most people do it only half as good as you. This Zirconium is for several years because you only marry Twicefrom Uzbekistan with Love.
  • Triple 3 had what most everyone called Mumblesquare. He journeyed around the world looking for a gazebo modest to watch groundraise. "Always say always seldom!" said Nurse Yes.
  • "Triple 3! Is that you?" Cashdollar asked. "The name's Blond. Jim Blond." Her Majesty took away his licence to impregnate. Then she ordered a prune martini, twirled, not rotated.

1 Comments

  1. lucielucie Sep 13 2015 @ 15:39

    This story made me happy.

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