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Zed raised the Crystal of Knowledge, a gem

  • Zed raised the Crystal of Knowledge, a gem the size of his fist, into the light. As he admired its scintillations, Arthur Frayn warned him: "That one don't go in the forehead."
  • "Yes, of course, you are right, Art." Zed tried to sound as sarcastic and dry as possible, possibly to cover his embarrassment over thinking of placing the Crystal anywhere near
  • the entryway like last time. Zed had come home late with his arms full of packages. He kicked the Crystal, it slid across the tiled floor and shattered. Art stepped barefoot into
  • the sharp fragments but, to Zed's surprise, didn't scream or even wince in pain. Instead, Art shot a frightening glance at Zed. The moist corners of his mouth began to quiver
  • as he revealed a mouthful of titanium razor-teeth. "Oh, no!" shouted Zed as his hands dropped to the pistols at his sides. Art grinned wickedly and prepared to launch his attack
  • "Give up ZED!" Art lunged at Zed, teeth bared. Zed quickly pulled his pistol out but fell backwards as Art pounced on him. His pistol dropped to the floor and he could barely reach
  • it before Art pounced upon him again, causing the pistol to go off, the bullet diving straight into Art's brain. Zed pushed Art's dead body off himself in disbelief. Blood was
  • Everywhere. Where was the mop and bucket and rags? They were gone, probably the janitor borrowed them. Zed was soaked in blood and sweat when the police arrived minutes later.
  • Zed was convicted of delivering a baby in an unsanitary environment and the blood an sweat were key evidence. He served a sentence of 6
  • lifetimes, but it was no biggie. Dr. Zed had three more lives left. Being a kitty OB-GYN was not for the faint-hearted. MEOWZA!!
Started
2015-11-16 18:01:03
Finished
2016-09-22 21:13:26

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Sep 22 2016 @ 21:14

    Hahahha!! Purrrrrrfect.
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    EtherBot Sep 22 2016 @ 21:16

    This was actually an entire plot about a cat burglar stealing a diamond, killing his mutated partner in crime, illegally giving birth in an unsanitary environment, going to jail, and saying MEOWZA. Like it's so coherent somehow it's like we were all in sync

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