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There are in fact only seven planets. Uranus

  • There are in fact only seven planets. Uranus is a grand hoax created by NASA officials with sophomoric senses of humor. This had repercussions for astronauts who attempted to
  • drink Tang upside down. The astronauts would caugh-laugh and orange spray coated the space shuttle's controls.
  • "CUT IT OUT!" Capt. Daniels shouted. "I don't like the prospect of losing course and getting sucked in Uranus' orbit without..." Again, the space shuttle was filled with laughter.
  • "Aw c'mon cap." said one of the crew members to Cpt. Daniels. "We're not gonna smash into Uranus again." he said with a grin. The crew burst out laughing. Cpt. Daniels became angry
  • "We did not crash into Uranus, we crashed into my - I mean, we crashed into Neptune!" Cpt. Daniels was very upset that the crew showed such disrespect. Was it not he who had
  • been first over the breach at Alpha Centauri, slaying Space Orcs left and right? Before he was Cpt. Daniels, he'd been a war hero, a veteran. Now crashed on Neptune with this crew
  • of criminals, Cpt Daniels wondered whether his all of his knowledge and experience could get them off the planet alive. And what about the possible life form the scanner picked up
  • earlier?The had surveyed the planet before and found no traces of life.Still,the scanner had definitely picked something up.Cpt Daniels would be surprised to know that the lifeform
  • That had appropriated his chair was a researcher for the Gallery of Regrettable Foods. It was his only job and he did it so well that Brains on Toast easily found a place there. A
  • few months later, we couldn't even remember what food was like in the old days. "Another Gall Bladder on Rye?" "Delighted."
Started
2016-05-01 23:51:02
Finished
2016-05-07 00:56:52

2 Comments

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    ianfort May 07 2016 @ 00:59

    Uranus came back!
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    dTwanty May 07 2016 @ 03:11

    yeah, laughing astronauts, wasn't hard to make the link with Uranus :) Too bad Cap Daniels didn't make it till the last fold though :(

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