On Friday morning the Freshman walked into

On Friday morning the Freshman walked into school and saw 3 seniors with a trashcan looking at him, so the freshman..

ran as fast as he could to the bathroom but unfortunately 6 seniors were there waiting for him and they

began to question why he looked like a big chicken. Later, he began to explain to his girlfriend that someone poured syrup on him and dumped feathers on him that made it stick and

then she took her tongue (oh, what a thing to've done) and it was all

yellow. (I later found out she suffered from terminal yellow tongue disease). You're skin, you're skin and bones

are brittle and can break or tear fairly easily. I'm extremly lucky not to have this myself.

everyone deserves to have a head as big as mine becus

Big heads hold big brains, and big brains are known to

collapse in a moment from mental strain, like baking a cake in an earthquake zone. For the rest of his life he would think one thought at a time, and tried to avoid sudden jolts.