last night i was at a party, i can not remember

last night i was at a party, i can not remember what happened, i woke up with a shark in the bath, my girl friend hanging from her thongs out the window......

my best mate crashed out on the stairs with a bottle of apple sours in his hand, and music blarring out and it was 3 in the morning all of a sudden their was a knock at the door...

soo... he left it, and carried on with what he was doing then...

his mom asked him what was taking so long in the bathroom...he said he was combing his hair...but...

in actual fact he was pulling one down to the inspiration of the new Victoria's Secret Lingerie. Amanda Kerr made his banana curl like no brazilian banana could. Unfortunately the

lithe model was standing on a beach, and once he noticed, he couldn't stop thinking about the sand that was probably in her crevices. It became a game of will between his dick and

his cutoff jean shorts. Luckily they were pretty tight and he had just been swimming so the strain was only mildly evident. But when the director called for more oil on the model

-T Ford, he became very jealous. All models were divas, but unlike those eat-a-cheeseburger-goddammit female models, male models such as himself were strong enough to punch

a good friend then realize that they had made a mistake. It was bonds like these that made male models ideal roommates- And that's the story of how Bjorn and I met.