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The charred earthen birm circled the sacrifice

  • The charred earthen birm circled the sacrifice pyre. Remnants of those long ago offered for consumption littered the edge of the pit. Liza Minelli
  • moaned gibberish from a corner of the room - nothing out of the ordinary there. The light of the pyre shined upon Suzanne Sommers, who was busy
  • digging up the corpse of Don Knotts. She'd taken a course in necromancy from the Learning Annex, and she wanted to revive someone who could help her career. But his head was gone
  • most likely in a cryogenic facility, locked up behind an iron curtain. "Damn it!" she said. How will I ever become a
  • Centipede if I can't get my Pede Centered? DNA mutation was critical to the centering process. Three other attempts had only moved her pede farther and farther to starboard. Naval
  • Ordinance permanently put her Pede off center. The German sub surfaced and Commander Herbergsvater surveyed the damage. "Sehr gute Arbeit Niedaneben". The Pedopod was destroyed
  • and with it their slew of My Little Pony wood carvings. "We cannot subsist without someone to scorn!" one of the pedopod's officers screamed in German, but their ship was no more.
  • My Little Ponies to them, their ship to me. Stand off Ultima Maxima! Only, they destroyed my property, so I wasn't gonna by nice to them either. The German pedopods tried to stare
  • me down, but I had to merely show them the handle of my sword to force them to scatter away, leaving the road open to my warriors. now all that was left was the victory that had
  • eluded me for so long. Man, the things a guy had to do to get through baggage claim In ATL. Sheesh!
Started
2011-02-01 01:08:23
Finished
2012-10-21 11:31:18

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Oct 21 2012 @ 11:35

    Nice surprise finish. I think these days you'd have to use a faux sword though.
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    PurpleProf Oct 21 2012 @ 11:40

    Oh, well, he bought it at the overpriced airport giftshop on his way to baggage claim. I forgot to include that little detail.
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    SlimWhitman Oct 21 2012 @ 11:50

    Reading between the lines, I see it now. ;-)

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