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Bubba droped out of skool in six grad to

  • Bubba droped out of skool in six grad to help on the fambly soy been farm. His grammer weren’t so good and his speling too, but he had onyl three days to writ his will befor
  • the angles wood come down too earth with thar firey rath. He gave a ded batery to his kid bro and his mess of beer cans to sis. 3 days later, nothing happened. He was mite sore.
  • but den an angel appeared before the sore kid. it was all ablaze with holy jesus fire. And it said unto him, "Lo and behold Joseph Smith you shall find
  • your true love, but first, you must obtain the 3 Crystals ofPower™." De Angel took his hand and he was in FairyLand. "For the first crystal you need to go and find your Virtue of
  • Absolute Denial'. ?? I'd never heard of this one before. 'Can you explain?' But the Angel had no pity on him. 'That's for you to figure out. We don't do hints here. It's do or die.
  • Since I was not good at riddles, this wasn't going well. The Angel smiled at my silence and said, "Will that be death then? You can live in eternal hell forever..." .
  • "Please, " I muttered. "Are those my only choices? Failing a riddle or eternity in hell? I thought you angels were supposed to guide mankind into doing the right thing, not just
  • Toy with our afterlife. So I tried to answer the riddle. "Seven! No, the blonde! The duck did it?" damnit, I was off, waaay off. I turned around to the escalator heading south.
  • Why should I have to deal with a never-ending stream of riddles being thrown at me? If I was indeed superior to the others, I had nothing to gain by residing in this 'afterlife'.
  • Life's after party was a drag. Luckily, heaven had a VIP room where Jesus and ilk hung out. I approached the bouncer, who asked, "Two trains, one leaving..." I gave Hell a try.
Started
2011-08-11 22:28:49
Finished
2012-09-04 18:04:42

3 Comments

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    DanMars Sep 04 2012 @ 18:27

    Ha ha, great story, funny ending there buddyboy!
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    buddyboy4711 Sep 04 2012 @ 18:34

    Why thank you! Hell just seemed like the path of least resistance here -- no entrance exam, no need to pack a sweater. Plus, escalators are FUN.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 06 2012 @ 19:11

    Laughed all the way through this one. Great job everyone. We get a lot of mileage out of this theme: Subway to Hell http://foldingstory.com/dxv6q/ All Dogs go to Heaven http://foldingstory.com/btu9q/ Hell's Rollercoaster http://foldingstory.com/1ehw8/ Heaven's library http://foldingstory.com/ia50p/ Hellair http://foldingstory.com/s796o/ Beelzebobo http://foldingstory.com/l0ljz/ Paul Harvey's Hell http://foldingstory.com/fw587/ Heavens SAT http://foldingstory.com/71avq/ Heavens Entrance Exam http://foldingstory.com/xiakr/ Okay they doesn't exactly fit the theme, but I include these due to originality: The trampoline exorcist http://foldingstory.com/47eqf/ Salami angels http://foldingstory.com/ygysa/

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