In 1963 a dutch company called Philips developed
- In 1963 a dutch company called Philips developed the cassette tape. It turns out that on these early tapes they recorded their startling company manifesto on an extra track. The
- meaning, the signification of all the company's plans and existence, thus, was already built in, into the cassette tape media form, in a parasitical form, that - in turn - mirrors
- the McDonald's middle management structure. The company couldn't fail but it couldn't succeed either. It existed in a tasteless kind of limbo, which was great because
- If they outgrew their capacity they'd fall prey to the same fate as the Disney corporation. Disillusioned kids revolting and a more modern company like Pixar taking over. McDonalds
- could tell where the winds were blowing & found his way outside on the down low. These entertainment CEOs were playing loose with the rules & their noses were in need of cleaning.
- And when CEOs need to clean their noses, they use Benjamins for Kleenix. It may be a dirty job, but dumpster diving and money laundering was like one hand washing the other with a
- -cid: you always end up with stumps. That's what Mama always said about CEOs, anyway. It looked like a good life, but I knew they would never accept me, a poor country bumpkin with
- no real work experience except tending my papa's still , heck I don't even know how to Facebook or Tinder or Instagram or none of them things. Im still learning how to use my phon.
- e—and I’m talkin’ about the landline. I also don’t know about no Internet, neither. What the hell is it? Tain’t no net on the contraption that I can see! Shee-it, these newfangled
- gadgets windup cluttering drawers & closets before being stuffed inside boxes and crates inside garages, until aliens find them and say, “Shee-it, these creatures is dumb as hell!”
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- 2013-10-24 04:10:23
- Finished
- 2020-12-09 10:57:45
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Jimbeau Dec 09 2020 @ 11:04
In Alien dialogue, "Shee-it" refers to the Alien God of Bullshit, from whom Trump is a direct descendant.
Woab Dec 13 2020 @ 10:56
Indeed. And to think this story took us seven years to complete! But it was worth it. I laughed out loud several times. Really interesting concepts, here.