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One day I late for school and I was running

  • One day I late for school and I was running down the sidewalk when all of a suddent I was attacked!! Out of no where this huge mysterous creature emerged from the woods by the scho
  • ol and scared me to death. I fainted and when I woke up I was in a hospital bed with no memory.
  • It was only slowly with the help of Dr. Brunsneed a Proctologist who dabbled in hypnosis that I began to recover my memory. We delved ever deeper into the dark recesses of my
  • "Great Behind." Which is how the great HypnoProctologist Dr. Brunsee referred to my past. He said "smells" were always the deepest, strongest memories. So he switched on the
  • Olfacticanalator, dimmed the lights & asked me to describe my feelings as I smelled the scents. The first one hit me: earthy, but putrid. "Aunt Mildred," I replied. Next, sweet &
  • Sour hot dogs, the dish my mum made when I was a kid, which was okay. Easy to make, but nothing exciting. Next was the pungent smell of
  • surströmming. Could it really be as bad as all that? The only way to find out was to try it. I like smelly bleu cheese so
  • I figured surstromming can't be as bad as the valdeon I make, into whose mixture I dissolve ampicillin pills, and that I curdle through last week's socks. Was I in for a surprise!
  • I passed out twice from the foul surstromming bouquet. After my gag reflex was exhausted I managed to choke a mouthful down and felt as the whole Baltic Sea had both filled me
  • and passed right through me. What a purge! I'm pretty sure I saw the Buddha sometime during this episode and he too k me out for cocktails at Dobie's Bar. I awoke refreshed.
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2012-02-09 14:55:23
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2016-08-11 15:24:46

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    SlimWhitman Aug 13 2016 @ 05:22

    Great idea with the Olfacticanalator PP, didn't even know such a thing existed. Could be an olfactory mood maker at parties. Or an enhancer of communion at seances, or...

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