Can a carnivorous plant meet, fall in love
- Can a carnivorous plant meet, fall in love with and marry a human woman with a an allergy to poison ivy and bees? How would they cross pollinate? Did she even know what a stamen
- does? That got me to thinking of the possibility of non-human women. Again. That's my downfall; I'd already been arrested this week for indecent exposure in the SciFi aisle. So I
- was careful to avoid the SciFi/Fantasy section of the bookstore whose painted covers of alien women beckoned me. I fought myself to look away, but it was too late.
- Papercuts covered the skin between my thumb and finger. But I couldn't stop drawing penises on all the alien women. I need more alien transvestites to
- fulfill my "drawings of alien penis" quota. I love quotas. For example, when I was pledgemaster for a Yale secret society,
- we had a quota for spigot-licking & midget-humping. Good times. These days I still enjoy depicting alien genitalia, more discretely though. Hidden pictures, you see - find the dick
- ok ok. I dont know anything... because i dont like it
- when Olivia and Eliot do that almost getting together thing. The tension is supposed to be all dramatic n stuff, but I just want the detectives go at it on the squadroom floor.
- IT, however, were working in a different office that day, and so couldn't engage in battle with the detectives. What they didn't know about binary code wasn't worth knowing, and so
- they put an end to it all, proving, once again, that there are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
- Started
- 2010-12-02 02:02:15
- Finished
- 2011-01-31 21:59:24
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OldestLiving Jan 31 2011 @ 22:42
Exquisite pun, Kat. Well, perhaps not a pun, but exquisite anywayz.
Kat Jan 31 2011 @ 23:02
Just a bit of classic geek humor :)
OldestLiving Feb 02 2011 @ 18:37
And LucyBee23, I LOVE it when folders take a story headed for the gutter, and twist it into something entirely different!