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Tom bought a box of expensive cigars and

  • Tom bought a box of expensive cigars and insured them against fire. Then he filed a claim to the insurance company stating that he lost them in a series of small fires. The judge
  • called for his his top investigator and put him on the case. Detective Roger W. Pickles. He walked with a limp, had one glass eye (entirely black) and posessed a keen instinct for
  • small, eggs thar were boiled for 2 min, he also wanted,
  • shrimp gumbo, shrimp salad, shrimp cocktail, shrimp stew, fried shrimp, grilled shrimp, shrimp scampi, all beacause
  • I'm a psychopath who has an appetite for undercooked shellfish and prays one day to get food poisoning so that
  • the king of gluttony might grant me the ability to consume fecal matter and cause a ripple in the time, foreshadowing the
  • destruction of the universe. While thinking about this. I realized " Hey, I have wings!" Because of this, I tried to fly away to the king, but I crashed into a tree. When I woke up
  • my best friend was a rock and my girlfriend was grass. and thats when i realised i was a crackhead
  • so i decided to go to rehab. And just as i went to rehab
  • I received a phone call. The phone call notified me that rehab had burned down the previous day. They told me that I was now completely free to do whatever I wanted.

2 Comments

  1. PocketKnight Aug 11 2011 @ 11:40

    This story went downhill. Fast.

  2. sundancer Apr 07 2012 @ 07:36

    I think it may have been one person with multiple accounts???

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